Doctor Who Naked and Other Asexual Pornography
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- Published on Thursday, 05 April 2012 20:12
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Because Asexuals clearly are conservative Republican, a notion which every single Asexual site supports, it is time for the Republican party to recognize the existence of Asexuality and court the vote. The best way to do this is to provide more entertainment specifically geared to Asexuals. A number of interesting facts are found in this article. (It is also included in the source links).
An unnamed source in the Gingrich campaign has promised Asexual News that Doctor Who marathons, Sherlock marathons and Big Bang Theory marathons will run nonstop several days before the November election. At least that is what would happen if Vice writer Bruce LaBruce put forward ideas that represent that actual Asexual movement in any way.
Few people on the Asexual News staff believe that Bruce LaBruce is a regular reader of our site, nor what they would matter if they did. There is one statement that needs to be addressed directly. It is the most serious part of her commentary.
Aces know that American television lacks Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes. TV in the United States may lack these characters, but it does have Doctor Cooper. If LaBruce really wanted to theorize about what Asexual porn might look like, she could have speculated that it may be composed of documentaries about Doctor Who-themed cakes. In fact, in order to accommodate this, Asexual News will be launching a new Doctor Who porn section composed of nothing but Tardis shaped cakes in honor of LaBruce’s astute observations of Asexual culture.
The idea that there should be Asexual pornography is based on a flawed premise anyway. People watch pornography for many different reasons, but there is usually an element that engages the nether areas of the body in some way. A person who does not experience sexual attraction may watch adult films for the same reasons. Individuals who do not fit this mold avoid watching a porn movie.
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