Ace Predictions for 2012
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- Published on Friday, 30 December 2011 19:07
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2011 will end at midnight tomorrow night. The year has been interesting. It is also a year some people would prefer not to repeat. There have been a few large Asexual News stories for the year, but they have received little attention outside of the Asexual community.
It is a tradition, one that is sparked by increased page views on websites and increased ratings on radio and television to make predictions for the new year. The following predictions may or may not come true. Rene Harrison is the closest thing Asexual News has to an actual astrologer on the staff (Ed note: An astrologer is not necessarily the same thing as a psychic), but it will at least fulfill the site's content needs.
Asexual Predictions for 2012:
- Research into how Doctor Who is popular with a certain segment of Asexuals will continue. The research will yield absolutely no result. It does not matter how much money is spent on the problem.
- Thousands of people will create Tumblr blogs to communicate with others. A secret language will be developed that requires the use of cupcakes.
- Asexual Awareness Week will become better organized in the upcoming year and see more community involvement.
- New sites will be created to serve the needs of the Asexual community. Some will be focused on exclusively Asexual issues.
- The debate over Asexual inclusion in the LGBT communities will continue.
- World Pride will take place. Some of the Asexual events are being organized on AVEN.
- This site will continue to be run by someone doing a worse job than a trained chimpanzee, but it will become profitable, although only slightly profitable, by the end of the year.
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johndoe (12.31.2011 (03:21:22))
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OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE. THIS SITE IS TERRIBLE. IT'S LIKE SOMETHING A TEENAGER WOULD HAVE DONE FOR A CLASS PROJECT CIRCA 1997. EVEN THE 'NEWS' ON THIS SITE IS A JOKE. WAS THIS EVER READ BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED? JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS I SEE ON THIS SITE, I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. THERE'S A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR THE SITE: FIND AN EDITOR WHO ACTUALLY HAS THE SLIGHTEST CLUE HOW TO EDIT. I'M FUCKING SCREAMING HERE. I MEAN, THIS ARTICLE ITSELF IS PRETTY TERRIBLE, AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THAT DOCTOR WHO WAS MENTIONED, BUT JESUS, THAT LAST ONE. FUCKING HIGH FIVE, LARA LANDIS. HIGH FIVE.
OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE. THIS SITE IS TERRIBLE. IT'S LIKE SOMETHING A TEENAGER WOULD HAVE DONE FOR A CLASS PROJECT CIRCA 1997. EVEN THE 'NEWS' ON THIS SITE IS A JOKE. WAS THIS EVER READ BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED? JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS I SEE ON THIS SITE, I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. THERE'S A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR THE SITE: FIND AN EDITOR WHO ACTUALLY HAS THE SLIGHTEST CLUE HOW TO EDIT. I'M FUCKING SCREAMING HERE. I MEAN, THIS ARTICLE ITSELF IS PRETTY TERRIBLE, AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THAT DOCTOR WHO WAS MENTIONED, BUT JESUS, THAT LAST ONE. FUCKING HIGH FIVE, LARA LANDIS. HIGH FIVE.Quote
Seriously why has that editor not been fired yet. If somebody where I worked did that bad a job, they wouldn't be working for me anymore.
A Reminder
I'm assuming the first comment is from someone I know who understood that self-deprecating humor was intended. The second commenter is welcome to apply to become an editor for this site.
As a friendly reminder, people who comment on a site are subject to slander and libel laws. The owner of a site is not responsible for comment content.
I'm assuming the first comment is from someone I know who understood that self-deprecating humor was intended. The second commenter is welcome to apply to become an editor for this site. As a friendly reminder, people who comment on a site are subject to slander and libel laws. The owner of a site is not responsible for comment content.
Wow
My prediction for 2012:
-This website will continue to pass off cake stories as riveting asexual news
My prediction for 2012:-This website will continue to pass off cake stories as riveting asexual news
derp
As the author of the first comment, your assumption is incorrect. I invite you to bring the full force of "slander and libel laws" down upon me. Unfortunately, a defamation (libel) lawsuit requires that the statement in question be false, and any person, upon review of the site, would quickly come to the conclusion that what was stated above was indeed factual. As for slander, you clearly do not understand the definition of the word. I suggest looking it up before throwing it around in an attempt at scaremongering.
As the author of the first comment, your assumption is incorrect. I invite you to bring the full force of "slander and libel laws" down upon me. Unfortunately, a defamation (libel) lawsuit requires that the statement in question be false, and any person, upon review of the site, would quickly come to the conclusion that what was stated above was indeed factual. As for slander, you clearly do not understand the definition of the word. I suggest looking it up before throwing it around in an attempt at scaremongering.
Quote : I'm assuming the first comment is from someone I know who understood that self-deprecating humor was intended.
I want to say that a self-deprecating joke isn't humourous when the content of the joke is actually true.
The situation, however, is ironically humourous, i.e. it's hilarious that you think that had any passing resemblance to a joke, when it's not funny at all in and of itself."
Can I delete my comments here
Because I realized that
1) people can edit any comment they want
2) people can see other people's emails while they are doing so and I like my privacy.
I think this needs to be checked out.
Because I realized that1) people can edit any comment they want
2) people can see other people's emails while they are doing so and I like my privacy.
I think this needs to be checked out.